• Barack Obama's not keen on pudding. This means we can never be friends

    2 monthes ago - By The Guardian

    The best way to tell if you're compatible with someone? See how much butter they spread on their bread and how often they order dessert Some people think the worst words in the language are “rail replacement bus service”. But not me. I think the worst words in the language are, “I'm not having a starter.” When my friend A asked for more butter in the restaurant where we had supper together the other night - the butter we'd already been given to spread on our sourdough had not yet, you understand, entirely disappeared, but as she informed our waiter, she wanted to be certain that more would...
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