• Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend: How to celebrate today with your BFF

    6 monthes ago - By Metro

    Love is in the air
    I've never really understood Valentine's Day.
    My parents are happily married but don't celebrate it so I've never given it much thought.
    Even when I saw the older girls at school proudly carrying around teddies and heart balloons, I remember thinking it was all a bit lame. Thanks mum and dad for making me an emotionless robot.
    Of course it's fine if you want to celebrate it - and some of you are kinda cute - but it breaks my rubbery, cold heart that today makes some single people feel... Read the full story
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  • How to say Happy Valentine's Day in 23 different languages

    How to say Happy Valentine's Day in 23 different languages

    6 monthes ago - By Metro

    Lucky enough to be here this Valentine's Day?
    ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, Happy Valentine's Day, and all I want is you'.
    Yes, I just came up with that poem, which required a lot of brain power, but for those celebrating with a loved one, friends, or simply treating the day like any other, you will probably hear the words, ‘Happy Valentine's Day', at some point today.
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    Those words may give you a warm and tingly feeling inside, or may even make your stomach churn - but thanks to shops, cards, and good old... Read the full story
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  • Sarcastic, rude and funny Valentine's Day quotes and poems

    Sarcastic, rude and funny Valentine's Day quotes and poems

    6 monthes ago - By Metro

    Naughty
    Happy Valentine's Day. Today is the one day that we profess our love to the person most dear to us. Right? No? Okay.
    Alright, even though the sceptics will say that you don't need a day to tell your closest one how much you love the, the day itself can be rather nice.
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    Valentine's Day is a holiday of heartfelt affection and nothing beats a lovely quote, message or poem in a card.
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